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Shaq Wins Multiple Championships and LinkedIn

Shaquille O’Neal has joined LinkedIn people. You can now professionally connect with Shaq Daddy. “We reached out to Turner Sports and they confirmed that this is in fact the profile of Shaquille...

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The Sharing Economy is Basically the New Coal Mining For Strangers With Candy

On one hand: The sharing economy has come on so quickly and powerfully that regulators and economists are still grappling to understand its impact. But one consequence is already clear: Many of these...

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Trailer: Richard Linklater’s Boyhood

For as long as I’ve been reading movie blogs, I’ve been hearing the whispers about Richard Linklater’s (Sunset Trilogy, Dazed and Confused) audacious project, ‘Boyhood‘. The star of the movie, Ellar...

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Here’s Your Protip to Ignoring the Entire Point of Drinking Alcohol

Jim Koch, founder of The Boston Beer Company which brews Sam Adams beers, says the secret to drinking hard all night without getting too sloshed is eating a packet of dry yeast. Active dry yeast...

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Let’s Never Talk About Toast Again Okay?

“If you’re looking for a delicious treat — and a few extra calories — try pan-fried toast. To impress your friends, pull out the blowtorch. And when you’re stuck in a motel room and get a hankering for...

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Legendary Atari Video Game Stash Found

From The Verge: According to urban legend, a massive stockpile of Atari gear — including truckloads of the notoriously awful game E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial — has laid buried in a New Mexico landfill...

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Banky’s New Phone Booth Wiretapping Piece

The piece hasn’t been confirmed as a new Banksy, but all signs point to this being the famous street artist’s latest work on the side of a building in the town that is home to the English Government...

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Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Announced

Announced on the official Star Wars site this is the first ever cast list for the new Star Wars movie. The Star Wars team is thrilled to announce the cast of Star Wars: Episode VII. Actors John Boyega,...

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Casual Magic

Drew McWeeeny wonders if special effects have lost their specialness: I believe that I have maintained an active sense of wonder as I’ve gotten older, and part of that is a choice I made long ago as a...

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Pointing Out The Obvious

“If you were to cross paths with one of your farming ancestors (circa 7,500 to 2,000 B.C.), he’d shove you to the ground, kick sand in your face, and jog off into the sunset with your mate slung over...

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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Donald Sterling’s Racism

The NBA has thrown down the hammer on Clipper’s owner Donald Sterling by suspending him for life over his racist comments. But, Abdul-Jabbar has weighed in with a decidedly more intelligent and nuanced...

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The End of Decent Headline Writing

“What follows is an incomplete list of ‘The End of’ stories from The Atlantic. I compiled them while procrastinating a copy-writing project, AKA The End of Productivity,” writes Joe Donatelli. In all,...

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New DNA GPS Tool

This is pretty crazy: “An international team of scientists has developed a process that allows them to pinpoint a person’s geographical origin going back 1,000 years. Known as the Geographic Population...

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Batfleck

You’ve probably seen this one by now, surely, but I’m struck by how calculated Zack Snyder and Warner Brothers are being about the promotion of this movie, which doesn’t come out until next summer and...

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The Breathing City

Love this data visualization of Manhattan as a living organism from Joey Cherdachuk.

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Trailer: The Flash

This five-minute extended trailer for the Flash TV show, a spinoff of The CW’s ‘Arrow’ is essentially the pilot episode condensed to the broad strokes. But, boy, does this look like it’ll make a nice...

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Man’s Lack of Digital Footprint Baffles Police and Hampers Search for His Killer

Philip Welsh, a 65-year-old taxi dispatcher, lived a very simple life in Silver Springs — no internet, no email, no text messages, no electronic footprint to speak of. He had the habit of leaving his...

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Snapchat is Basically The New Beatlemania Ya’ll

If you’re an old person, like me, wondering what Snapchat is and why it turned down Facebook’s offers to buy them for a huge sum of money, this is a good place to start.

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A Cancer Doctor on Losing His Wife to Cancer

Fuck cancer: When we stopped at the first red light after leaving the hospital, I broke two of my most important marital promises. I started acting like my wife’s doctor, and I lied to her. I had just...

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The Great Smartphone War

“For three years, Apple and Samsung have clashed on a scale almost unprecedented in business history, their legal war costing more than a billion dollars and spanning four continents. Beginning with...

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The 2014 World Cup Already has an Iconic Image and FIFA is Not Going to Like It

From Slate: On May 10, Brazilian artist Paulo Ito posted this mural on the doors of a schoolhouse in São Paulo’s Pompeia district. Less than a week later, it has become an international sensation,...

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Trailer #2: Guardians of the Galaxy

Look, you might not be excited for this one, but I sure as shit can’t wait for August to roll around. It’s also worth thinking about this movie in relation to this list about Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD...

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Edgar Wright Splits From Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man’

Fuck. “Marvel and Edgar Wright jointly announced today that the studio and director have parted ways on ANT-MAN due to differences in their vision of the film. The decision to move on is amicable and...

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Discerning The Relative Popularity of Rock Bands and Pop Stars

I have lost all concept of the relative popularity of bands. It used to be easy. All you’d have to do is see which bands had chart-topping hits and which albums were selling hundreds of thousands of...

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Digital Cartels

Two recent stories regarding the business practices of Google and Amazon have nothing to do with one another, yet absolutely seem 100% related on a macro level. The first is Amazon and how they are...

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“Post-Entertainment Entertainment”

Matt Zoller Seitz on ’22 Jump Street’: With its paint-by-numbers plotting and open acknowledgment that nothing onscreen makes sense (everyone thinks the cops are too old to pass for college dudes, and...

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The Ball Unites Us

Jerome Thelia: As soon as I saw a photograph of an African soccer ball, stitched together from old rags in the geometric patterns so familiar to us, I wanted to tell its story. And so last July my...

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‘Community’ Moves to Yahoo for Season Six

Great news! Now that we’re getting six seasons, hopefully, Dan Harmon will treat us to a movie.

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Ira Glass and ‘This American Life’ Goes Indie

Ira Glass, along with his radio program ‘This American Life’, is forgoing public radio and choosing to distribute his show on his own. But the big impact is financial. Gone are a distributor’s...

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Let’s Just Bring Back The Freezer-to-Table Movement

“Perhaps the problem with the farm-to-table movement is implicit in its name. Imagining the food chain as a field on one end and a plate of food at the other is not only reductive, it also puts us in...

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“You’re The Octopus That I’m Having For Breakfast.”

If you read one profile of Matt Rutledge, founder of pioneer e-commerce site woot.com, make it this one from D Magazine — especially for the opening anecdote about why Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos felt...

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Optimism

Bill and Melinda Gates delivered the Commencement speech to the 2014 class of Standford graduates on the theme of optimism. Here’s Bill about visiting a hospital on Soweto, South Africa: This was hell...

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Brazil’s Secret History of Southern Hospitality

Fascinating: “Well, yaw cum raht in,” he chirped excitedly. “I’ll git mah whife, and we’ll set us down and have us a rail nahce vis-i-ta-shun.” Say what? Six months earlier, I had moved to Brazil to...

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Extended Trailer for ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’

I’m just absurdly giddy that this film is only a month away. Everything about this trailer is expertly played. It’s fun, the stakes are clear, the character moments all shine. It’s a perfect piece of...

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“Even after 35 ft. and four years later, my wife and I still hear them”

Aaron Gouveia recounts the time he and his wife needed a pregnancy termination procedure and how the buffer zones — even at 35ft. — didn’t do much to protect them on the worst day of their collective...

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2014 Emmy Nominations

As if we needed further proof that broadcast television is completely irrelevant from a quality standpoint, the list of 2014 Emmy nominations should be proof. AMC, HBO, and Netflix led the way in...

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Redefining Classic Rock

Or, why you (and me) just realized you are one of the olds. Led Zeppelin is classic rock. So are Mötley Crüe and Ozzy Osbourne. But what about U2 or Nirvana? As a child of the 1990s, I never doubted...

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A Maze Inside a Museum

Neat project, but cooler architect to keep an eye on: “It shouldn’t come as any surprise that Bjarke Ingels would respond to an invitation from the National Building Museum with a design for a maze....

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Football is Football is Football is Tradition

Charles Pierce writing for Grantland: Because of these obscure common origins, as far as I know, there is no other game that is played so many different ways that is nonetheless called the same thing....

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‘Downton Abbey’ Season Five Trailer

You know the show has secretly been not that great since season two. It’s the giant elephant in the estate. Anyway, this pretty summed up my feelings on the matter: “Mr. Carson is pooping on about...

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